Fickle Fancy, Fickle Girl.

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PORTLANDIA

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#fatDisneyprincess

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Little Women (1994)

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Sometimes not taking a shower or brushing my hair is a good look on me.  💩👑🐋

Sometimes not taking a shower or brushing my hair is a good look on me. 💩👑🐋

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"Do you remember none of that ?"
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Plus-Size Giveaway!

notkatdennings:

THE DEETS

I was doing the ol’ spring cleaning today and came across a bunch of clothing that I never wear, and what better to do than host my very first giveaway! Update your closet with awesome clothes that I bought online and didn’t fit me because like Whose Line Is It Anyway, the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter! (I’m not bitter…)

RULES

> you don’t have to follow me, but it would be nice :-))
> must have a shipping address in Canada or the US
> reblogs + likes count
> ***no giveaway blogs***
> giveaway ends September 30th

Red Velvet Wedges with Studded Toe, Penningtons, Size 9W

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I could NOT, for the life of me, find a picture of these online. But they are gorgeous. They read as kind of brown here, but they’re a really nice deep red/burgundy color. I bought them in-store, but silly me, did not try them on. “They’re perfectly my size,” I thought. “It’s like a match made in heaven!”. WRONG. I usuallywear a 9 to a 9 1/2 W, and these are at least a full size (maybe a size and a half) too big for me. Like, I can’t even walk in them. So my loss is your gain!

Lightning Bolt Print Super Skinny Stiletto Jeans, Torrid, Size 24

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These jeans are super cute, but they were an online purchase and unfortunately, they don’t fit me right. At my current size 22, they’re pretty baggy. I would probably recommend these for a large size 24/small 26.

Leopard & Skull Print Smooth Demi Bra, Torrid, 42DDD

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Adorable, super-comfy and the straps detach in the back (this gives you the ability to cross them - who doesn’t love a good racerback?). I really love this bra, but I think it runs small (I believe I’m a 42DDD, but we all know women’s clothing sizes are determined by tossing a dart at a board, while blindfolded… in a snowstorm).  

Women’s Knit Midi Skirt - Black & White Striped, Target, 2XL

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Soft, cute, fits well. Nothing bad to say about it. I just suck at putting together outfits and subsequently, have not worn it once. (Oops!)

Metallic Aztec Metal Keeper Super Skinny Waist Belt, ASOS Curve, Size 18-20


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I love this belt, but I think I was a little over-optimistic in buying it in a size 18-20 (I think it was the only size they had left in stock). Long story short, at a size 22, it ALMOST fits, but not quite. Unless you like looking like someone tied a string around a sausage.

Black Chiffon Cat-Print Scarf, Brand Unknown, One Size

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CAT SCARF.
Need I say more?


None of these items have ever been worn, only tried on a few times.
(Once when I first bought them, and again every couple of months after when I tried to convince myself that MAYBE it would fit this time). I also live in a house with a few cats, so people with allergies should be wary, but of course I will wash everything before shipping. So like, reblog and cross your fingers and all this awesome stuff could be coming your way! Good luck!

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T h e r e ’ s   n o   h a p p y   e n d i n g   w i t h   m e .
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If you’re not down with Sweet Baby Ray’s, I’m not down with you.  

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dig a bit in the history of this place, you’ll find a steady stream of fairly odd occurrences. i believe this whole area is the center of mystical energy, that things gravitate towards it that you might not find elsewhere | welcome to the hellmouth

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